I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.
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Where is this from!?!
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so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
Oh yes
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
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| English: | I love you |
|---|---|
| Dutch: | Ik hou van je. |
| German: | Ich liebe dich. |
| Danish: | Jeg elsker dig. |
| Portuguese: | Eu te amo |
| Slovenian: | Ljubim te |
| Bollywood: | Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐ |
| Tumblr: | FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU |
| Keymash: | alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan |
| Harry Potter: | Always |
| Thornberry: | BLARHAGARHHGARH |
| Dean: | Don't ever change. |
| Fangirlish: | JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss |
| Hungarian: | Szeretlek |
| Persian: | Doostet daram |
| Czech: | Miluju tě |
| Turkish: | Seni seviyorum |
| Batman: | NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE. |
| Russian: | Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu) |
| Night at the Roxbury: | WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me... |
| Italian: | Ti amo~ |
| Nightwing: | Touch my ass |
| Tim Drake: | Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi. |
| asexual: | will there be wifi |
| Korra: | Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other! |
| Persona 3 and 4: | Level 10 social link right there |
| Carly Rae Jepson: | Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe? |
| Spanish: | Te amo. |
| Loki: | You have heart. |
| Adele: | Never mind, I'll find someone like you |
| Tony Stark: | Give yourself 12 percent of the credit. . . |
| Ace Attorney: | Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings. |
| Homura: | MADOKA-CHAN!! |
| Toph: | *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection. |
| Sokka: | BOOMERANG!! |
| Mai: | I don't hate you. |
| Zuko: | Honor!! |
| Captain Jack Harkness: | Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. |
| Sherlock: | You're an idiot. |
| John Watson: | I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext |
| Blaine Anderson: | I lo- AND CUT! |
| Spock: | I have been emotionally compromised |
| Ryan Murphy: | MORE FINCHEL! |
| Kurt Hummel: | *sipping coffee**splutters* |
| Taylor Swift: | And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you. |
| Rumplestiltskin: | NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME! |
| The Doctor: | Rose Tyler... I-- |
| Thor: | You give up this poisonous dream! You come home. |
| Arthur: | Merlin, you idiot! |
| Steven Moffat: | Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'. |
| Daleks: | EXTERMINATE! |
| Captain Jack Sparrow: | I'm cap'n Jack Sparrow, savvy? |
| Loki: | Sentiment |
| Pepper: | We were having 12% of a moment |
| Hulk: | HULK SMASH DAT ASS |
| Odin: | HUARGH |
| Coulson: | I watched you while you slept |
| Hiddlestoner: | I'm uncontrollably excited about you |
| Steve Rogers: | Mr. Stark... |
| Rachel: | I got off the plane. |
| Welsh: | Rwy'n dy garu di |
| Sam Winchester: | You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you |
| Elena: | It's always going to be stefan |
| Kuroko: | I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan |
| Sam Puckett: | I never said 'I hate you' |
| Tony: | There was one more guy you pissed off... his name's Phil. |
| James: | Q |
| Q: | 007 |
| Pinhead: | What is your pleasure? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I'm in lesbians with you. |
| Bug: | Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah |
| The Doctor: | We had the best of times |
| The Master: | Get out of the way |
| Les Mis: | do you permit it? |
| Phantom Phandom: | Say you'll need me every waking moment. |
| Eponine Thenardier: | And do you know Monsieur Marius ? I believe I was a little in love with you. |
| Augustus Waters: | Okay? |
| Hazel Grace Lancaster: | Okay. |
| Nerdfighters: | You have a stupid face. |
| Merlin: | Dollophead |
| Croatian: | Volim te |
| Arthur: | Just hold me |
| Arthur: | Thank you |
| Cas: | Dean and I share a profound bond |
| Sherlock: | I'd be lost without my blogger! |
| Phandom: | you are better than toast |
| Cas: | Hello Dean |
| Dean: | I'd rather have you, cursed or not |
| Harvey Specter: | He goes, I go |
| Mike Ross: | Come on, I love you Harvey |
| Donna Paulsen: | I'm not apologizing for who I am |
| Jessica Pearson: | You will replace every one of those goddamn bran bars |
| Louis Litt: | You just got Litt Up! |
| Rachel Zane: | You think this is a year round tan? |
| Peeta Mellark: | Here have some burnt bread |
| Authur: | I want you to always be you |
| Dean: | Bitch |
| Ashley Clements: | Shut your stupid Dump Truck face |
| Dean: | I prayed to you Cas, every night! |
| Will Grayson: | my name is will grayson. and I appreciate you, tiny cooper! |
| Sam: | Jerk |
| Damon Salvatore: | I snapped your brothers neck because you wouldn't let me assault you |
| Jace Herondale: | There is no pretending, I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then. |
| The Notebook: | It wasn't over for me....Not yet...... It still isn't over. |
| POBAW: | And in that moment, I swear, we were infinite. |
| Looking for Alaska: | Aren't we all searching for a great perhaps? A way out of the labyrinth. |
| It's A Wonderful Life: | What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. |
| Samuel L Jackson: | I fucking love you motherfucker. |
| New Zealand: | Rugby gumboots kiwi pineapple lump |
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
What if the nearest major city is like anchorage, Alaska.
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
REBLOG. MEOW.
(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON YOUR BLOG ))
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Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
I also ship it.
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Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
gold.
I will forever reblog this photo. love it.
this is gold
omg this is silver
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Hi meet my girlfriend.
